Once upon a time there was a queen and a king. They lived in a castle in the middle of the forest. The queen loved to sleep. One night when when the king was out hunting bears the queen could not sleep. She got out of her bed and went to the wicked witch. The wicked witch gave her a potion. Then the queen went to the castle and she got back into bed. She drank the potion and suddenly was asleep. The king went out to the royal kitchen. Out there was the wicked witch. The king grabbed his iron sword and tried to kill the witch. The wicked witch cast a spell on the king. The spell was to kill yourself. So the king died by killing himself.
The wizard went for a wizz in the bush. Then a cop came out of the house. The cop said freeze. The cop took the wizard to jail. So the wizard sat down and played his flute. The wizard thought to himself and said I am going to play the exploding tune.