The Talking Roast Chicken

By John

Once upon a time in a mansion there lived a happy old man who liked roast chicken. One day he went to the supermarket and brought a roast chicken. Then he hopped in his black toyota and went home. For dinner he had potatoes and roast chicken. Then he went to sleep.

The talking roast chicken's name was Fred and he had goose bumps all over him. The next morning the happy old man was up and saw a chicken talking to himself. The talking chicken said, "would you like to eat me." Then the happy old man sat down and said "yum, yum yum." Then he ate Fred.