A man called Phil - Lochie

Once upon a time a fat kid called Phil went to school. He got teased so he got older and met a girl. She was a lightning monster. He went to his flash house. He went out and rode on his pedal bike. His monster wife said "man you have fat body and a curved hook." "Yeah," said the fat man. That's how I roll. He got up and hugged his wife. He got electrocuted and his hair spiked up.